fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
  • Intimacy is not who you let touch your genitalia. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.
    ― (via queerkaitlin)
  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches
  • budvveiser:

    do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

    That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
    ― (via angiellehcim)

    aculthood:

    "what do you want to do with your life?"image