contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.
― One of my customers  (via tinysleeper)

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.
― Alan Watts  (via petrichour)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test